The Parable of the Prophets
Prophets Rock and Roll with Good Time Prophecies
While the Unchanging Church Backfires in First Gear
(This story compares differences between 1957 Chevrolet and 2007 Audi A8 sedans.)
Back in 1957 there were four prophets to the car industry: Bob, Tom, Dick and Harry. Tom, Dick and Harry spoke breathlessly and agitatedly as follows:
In the next 50 years cars will be…
Awesome, cutting edge, significant, soaked in luxury, at a new level, in sync with the environment, shaking the old order, high technology, dread champions of mileage, taken to new levels of power, called to a higher transport and raised to higher emissions purity. And the industry leaders will be shaken to the core, there will be a new vision of how to navigate, cars will change like butterflies, the world will have incredible expectation of automobiles, people in the auto industry will find new ways to prosper, there will be a change of rhythm of manufacturing and it will be tumultuous but equations will equal.
People were really impressed with Tom, Dick and Harry. They paid them glorious accolades because what they said was nebulous and pleasing to everyone.
However, Bob spoke with authority as follows:
In the next 50 years carmakers must…
Stop using drum brakes on all wheels............... And use discs with antilock brake systems.
Stop using iron engine heads & blocks............. And use aluminum low-emission engines.
Stop using two valves per cylinder.................... And use four.
Stop using carburetors..................................... And use fuel stratified injection.
Stop using regular leaded gas........................... And use premium unleaded gas.
Stop using 14” metal wheels............................. And use 18” aluminum.
Stop using nylon bias tires................................ And use radial.
Stop using steel frames & bodies...................... And use aluminum.
Stop using generators....................................... And use alternators.
Stop using tube radios...................................... And use navigation/CD/satellite radios.
Stop using just one radio speaker..................... And use twelve entertainment speakers.
Stop using metal dashboards............................ And use soft materials and air bags.
Stop using solid rear axles................................ And use all wheel independent suspension.
Stop using two speed transmissions.................. And use six.
Stop using two-wheel drive.............................. And use four.
But people hated listening to Bob. No one wanted to hear him or read his words. He was right, but it was not music to anyone’s itching ears since it involved hard, actual change.
In 2007 a fellow by the name of Robert Winkler Burke said the modern media church which broadcasts its message through the United States and by satellite around the world must…
Stop preaching the lie of the rapture................. And preach God’s overwhelming scourge.
Stop waiting for God to manifest Himself.......... And preach we must manifest God Himself.
Stop preaching dispensational fear.................... And preach overcoming peace.
Stop dreading a governmental mark of 666...... And preach it is a mark of spirit, soul, body.
Stop preaching in outrageously evil spirits......... And worship God in spirit and truth.
Stop modeling greed and self-interest............... And be non-profit leaders of non-profits.
Stop insisting God’s rules are inviolate.............. And preach God delights in breaking rules.
Stop extorting and demanding tithes................. And preach Jesus criticized tithing people.
Stop preaching eternal security......................... And preach only God guarantees absolution.
Stop preaching foreign affairs intrigue............... And preach personal overcoming of evil.
Stop purchasing costly jets with donations........ And travel with commoners and be humble.
Stop preaching fear of a Euro-anti-christ.......... And be sure not to be of any ungodly spirit.
Stop pandering to spirits of envy of success...... And preach fear of God and his scourging.
Stop selling each other’s evil books.................. And promote listening to the spoken Bible.
Stop idolizing easy-on-the-ears “prophets”....... And allow rebuking prophets to speak truth.
Stop praying for an uncorrected revival............ And repent of being unworthy of revival.
Stop preaching six-day creationism.................. And admit the earth is as old as science says.
Stop cursing who comes in God’s nature.......... And bless those who come in God’s nature.
Stop fighting the ACLU’s efforts...................... And fight the Church’s efforts to deny God.
Stop fighting the full baptism of the Spirit.......... And encourage full baptism of the Spirit.
Stop fighting the full baptism of the Fire............ And encourage full baptism of the Fire.
Stop evil controlling techniques in crowds......... And repent massively of using evil control.
Stop preaching only “about” Jesus.................... And manifest His essence so others learn.
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